So I was bored out of my mind....reduced to playing some Windwaker when my buddy Reuben called and wanted me to meet up with them for some Krispy Kreme donuts! So I headed on over to Huntsville (yea, I finally got some money by selling the past 3 semesters worth of college books for about 1/8 of what I paid for them) and met up with him and his cousin Derek. After a while of driving around to find something to do we got some food and rented the movie "Alien" and "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells" cause Reuben had never seen them before. I think he liked em, but I was about to fall asleep when Alien was over so I headed home and nearly killed myself.....falling asleep can be dangerous! After about 5 hours of sleep I grogilly (not sure if that's a word, but hey it's pleonast so anything goes...) stumbled to worship. After services I came home and tried to sleep for a while longer but just wound up tossing and turning. Then out of the blue an old friend of mine called me up (Krysten) and I went and hung out with her for a while out in the middle of nowhere. We have been friends at a distance for about 3 years or so now cause she and I have gone much different directions in our lives, but she's calmed down a tad so I hung out with her. Eventually her friend Stephen came over and we jammed for a while after they smoked a bowl. It was the first time I ever jammed with a drummer before...I sucked it up, but it was still really fun for me....I think I'll try again sometime...especially when I have my guitar and picks rather than some electric and no pick to solo with! So...that was the past couple days of my life in a nutshell (Help I'm in a nutshell!).
Y'all have a good one!

Daily Mitch: "There was this onetime that I saw this Wine-O...he was eating grapes and I was like 'Dude....you have to wait!.....'"

So, Kung Fu Hustle might be one of the most unique films I've ever seen while at the same time being pretty awesome. Jarrod gives it a go for anyone pondering whether or not to see this movie. Seeing Katie there was a big plus as well (even though I obviously was bugging her while she was on the phone).

Yesterday would've been my grandmother's 89th birthday. For some reason we're having a birthday party today which no one was told about till a couple hours ago (my family springs things like that on us a lot....it would be ok if it wasn't at our stinkin' house!).....so, here's my thinking on the matter.....If you're going to have a suprise birthday party for someone who is deceased....Do it on their birthday! Oh well.

Ever get the feeling every woman you meet either brushes you off or is constantly a biznatch? Yeah me too..

Daily Mitch: "When you buy a KitKat candy bar you open it up and it has KitKat engraved in the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That is a clever chocolate saving technique! I wanna go up to the company and be like 'Hey, you owe me some letter's!'".

To appease the masses,.....He's back! No, not Jesus, but Mitch Hedberg! I had accidentally left out the evidently popular "Daily Mitch" column so for all you Hed-Heads out there here goes.....

Daily Mitch: "I have an oscilating fan at home. The fan goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying 'No'. So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say no to....'Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings?.....' Liar! My fan lied to me.....now I will pull the pin up. Now my fan ain't saying crap!"

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Ok....I"m bored out of my mind so I figure I'd let you in on some of my favorite shows.....

King of the Hill (Hank Hill is my hero)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Yes, Dear (Extremely underrated show with Mike O'malley....you remember ....from GUTS on Nickelodeon)

Viva La Bam (Don't feed Phil!)

Daily Quote: "Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever....YOU KEEP TALKIN'!" ~Hank Hill

"Dale, as much as I'd love to hit you with a golf club, I've got something to do"~Hank Hill